(blurb) Yo Mamma

Your mama's teeth are so crooked it looks like her mouth is throwing up gang signs.

Your mama is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down

What sexual position makes the ugliest kids? Ask your moms.
Your mama is so loose, its like throwing a hotdog into a hallway
Your mama is got more clap then an auditorium
Your mama is so nasty, the free clinic sends her Christmas cards
Your mama is like a pool table, for 25 cents shell rack your balls
Your mama is like clam chowder...thick n chunky
Your mama is like a bowling ball.... she gets picked up, fingered and then thrown in a gutter
Your mama is like a moped… Fun to ride until your homies see you in it
Your mama is like a stop sign, on every fuckin corner.